Be only March...

Tunnel Jews flee their tunnels when they're found out.

A schizo cuts his fed dad's head off and shows it off during a live stream.

Ghetto Superman does a Mario triple jump to attack a judge.

Lispy redditor sets himself on fire for Palestine.

Alec Baldwin will actually go to trial.

Hbomberguy makes a video that a guy may have killed himself over.

@Jim swallows a chemo machine so he can do one last stream because of it.

Sweet Baby Inc goes nuclear because they got called out for dicking with vidya.

#GamerGate2: Nintendo Laboloo kicks off.

Be 6 months from now...

Joe Biden calls off all elections due to ongoing violence in the streets and Hunter publicly executes all Trumps save for Barron who is now 8 and half feet tall.

Null has to use what's left of his hair to make fiber wire in a desperate attempt to keep the big I internet going and is called a faggot.

Twitch thots and OnlyFans whores use doxbin and the farms to find and genocide all vtubers.

Kotaku In Action now freed from reddit becomes an actual pirate nation and set up a separatist nation in Put-In-Bay Ohio, tormenting shipping in the Great Lakes.

@Jim's house gets fire bombed by Steve Shives for having better ball caps than Steve.

Arthur Chu kills 12 white people in a rural school outside of Akron before succumbing to his bug bites.

Adam Sessler digs up Total Biscuit's corpse and beats elderly people with it in a coke fueled rage.

Harmful Opinions gets decapitated by Hbomberguy fans who scream "There can only be one bald man".

Jim Sterling's channel continues to fail as he tries to make GG2 into a troony wrestling gimick.

Zoe Quinn tries to get relevance by gay marrying Anita Sarkisian but they end up driving their Subaru and adopted children off a cliff.

Milo Yiannopoulis is jumped and raped by the McElroy brothers. This happens at least 5 times.

Adam Baldwin is converted to the Church of Chan after providential meeting with THE Christian Weston Chandler.

Sargon is caught unprepared as GG2 only took 6 years and not 20 to come about and has to fight off troons and muslims everyday, armed only with Warhammer rule books and baked beans on toast.

Peter Coffin marries yet another ginger blow up doll and kills himself in his car via CO2 poisoning #BetaAsFuck.

Armored Skeptic euthanizes his second wife after she sadly developed a terminal case of turning 30.

Brianna Wu attempts to take over Boston after he puts on a Bane mask for the first time.

TJ Kirk isn't sure what to do so he shoves more bananas up his ass and curses God for the hot wax on his penis.

Ethan Ralph forgets the password to The Ralph Retort and drunkenly exposes that his drinking and drug addiction is a coping mechanism because he's killed 28 people for the cartels.

Bryan Dunn inserts himself.

Naked Ape is rediscovered as Mundane Matt's power bottom and they live together peacefully in Tulsa.

Bob Chipman tries to get innocent people fired/imprisoned after he sharts himself from eating a small amount of McDonalds and ruins his mom's carpet again.