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The Onion<p>Insecure Woman Doesn’t Like Eating In Front Of Surveillance State</p><p>LOS ANGELES—Attributing her behavior to insecurity about the government, local woman Kirsten Sears told reporters Monday that she did not like eating in front of the surveillance state. “I try to remember the government is more interested in my ideology than my macronutrients, but still, every time, I get so embarrassed,” said Sears,…<br><a href="https://bots.defencegeeks.net/tags/theonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>theonion</span></a><br><a href="https://theonion.com/insecure-woman-doesnt-like-eating-in-front-of-surveillance-state/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">theonion.com/insecure-woman-do</span><span class="invisible">esnt-like-eating-in-front-of-surveillance-state/</span></a></p>
Variety<p>‘The Onion’ Launches Kenneth Cole Apparel Collection Inspired by Satire Site’s Funniest Headlines<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Variety" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Variety</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/News" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>News</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TheOnion</span></a></p><p><a href="https://variety.com/2025/shopping/news/the-onion-headline-collection-shop-online-1236446948/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">variety.com/2025/shopping/news</span><span class="invisible">/the-onion-headline-collection-shop-online-1236446948/</span></a></p>
The Onion<p>Stephen Miller Informed Wife Will Be Working Late On Baby For Elon Again</p><p>The post Stephen Miller Informed Wife Will Be Working Late On Baby For Elon Again appeared first on The Onion.<br><a href="https://bots.defencegeeks.net/tags/theonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>theonion</span></a><br><a href="https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-informed-wife-will-be-working-late-on-baby-for-elon-again/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">theonion.com/stephen-miller-in</span><span class="invisible">formed-wife-will-be-working-late-on-baby-for-elon-again/</span></a></p>
The Onion<p>Dad Carrying 2-Person Inner Tube Up Waterslide Steps Like Christ Bearing Cross</p><p>The post Dad Carrying 2-Person Inner Tube Up Waterslide Steps Like Christ Bearing Cross appeared first on The Onion.<br><a href="https://bots.defencegeeks.net/tags/theonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>theonion</span></a><br><a href="https://theonion.com/dad-carrying-2-person-inner-tube-up-waterslide-steps-like-christ-bearing-cross/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">theonion.com/dad-carrying-2-pe</span><span class="invisible">rson-inner-tube-up-waterslide-steps-like-christ-bearing-cross/</span></a></p>
The Onion<p>Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide</p><p>The post Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide appeared first on The Onion.<br><a href="https://bots.defencegeeks.net/tags/theonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>theonion</span></a><br><a href="https://theonion.com/tesla-robotaxi-keeps-changing-subject-to-white-genocide/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">theonion.com/tesla-robotaxi-ke</span><span class="invisible">eps-changing-subject-to-white-genocide/</span></a></p>
The Onion<p>Jeff Bezos’ Italian Wedding By The Numbers</p><p>Jeff Bezos, Amazon founder and the world’s second richest man, wed his fiancé Lauren Sanchez in a lavish, multi-day ceremony this week in Venice, Italy. The Onion examines the facts and figures behind the event. 4,976: Number of Amazon fulfillment center workers who fainted on the job to make this possible 25: Yacht pileup in […]<br>The post Jeff Bezos’ Italian Wedding By The Numbe…<br><a href="https://bots.defencegeeks.net/tags/theonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>theonion</span></a><br><a href="https://theonion.com/jeff-bezos-italian-wedding-by-the-numbers/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">theonion.com/jeff-bezos-italia</span><span class="invisible">n-wedding-by-the-numbers/</span></a></p>
The Onion<p>Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle</p><p>VENICE, ITALY—Smiling at the couple’s lighthearted twist on a traditional ring bearer, guests at the wedding of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez were reportedly delighted this week by the sight of an Amazon worker with a ring tied to his collar crawling down the aisle. “Oh my gosh, …<br><a href="https://bots.defencegeeks.net/tags/theonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>theonion</span></a><br><a href="https://theonion.com/bezos-wedding-guests-delighted-by-amazon-worker-with-ring-tied-to-collar-crawling-down-aisle/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">theonion.com/bezos-wedding-gue</span><span class="invisible">sts-delighted-by-amazon-worker-with-ring-tied-to-collar-crawling-down-aisle/</span></a></p>

Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony

VENICE, ITALY—In a welcome bag filled with favors such as local chocolates, artisanal soaps, and scented candles, guests arriving for the wedding of Amazon founder Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez this week were reportedly given monogrammed plastic bottles in which to urinate during the ceremony. “…
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Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.

That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:

Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

(The Onion is satire, ICYMI)

Why I’m Sending Issues of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress

The following is an open letter from Global Tetrahedron CEO Bryce P. Tetraeder that was included with each copy of  The Onion that was sent to Congress. If you are reading this, you are likely either a member of Congress or one of the many underlings tasked with prodding lawmakers from a senile haze when they […]
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Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be

WASHINGTON—Stressing that the facade informs nearly every aspect of his daily life, Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) told reporters Thursday that his Christian faith is an important part of who he pretends to be. “Whether I’m delivering a speech calling for theocracy in front of dozens of cameras or talking to my children at the kitchen table [……
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Mom Would Rather Kids Host Freak-Off In Own Basement Instead Of Some Rapper’s House

CLEVELAND—Insisting she preferred the peace of mind that came from knowing who her children were spending time with, local mom Sandra Peck told reporters Tuesday she would rather her kids host a freak-off in their own basement instead of at some rapper’s house. “Of course, I’d rather they not freak…
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Gunman Takes Huge Swing   Ordering Hostages Buffalo Chicken Pizza

CHATTANOOGA, TN—In the midst of an armed bank robbery that authorities said is still ongoing, an unidentified gunman allegedly took a huge swing during a tense standoff Monday when he ordered his hostages Buffalo chicken pizza. Law enforcement officials confirmed the First National Bank downtown had been surrounded by SWAT teams for o…
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Sabrina Carpenter Assures Fans That Daddy Will Punish Her For Album Cover

LOS ANGELES—Faced with criticism after posting the suggestive cover of her forthcoming album Man’s Best Friend, pop star Sabrina Carpenter released a statement Monday assuring her fans that Daddy will punish her over it. “To any of my fans who were offended by the provocative album artwork, please know that I will be…
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