Can I code on a Raspberry Pi? From Raspberry Pi Dreams to Coding Nightmares
I recently migrated all my native Java executables from a Raspberry Pi Zero 2 to my home server. One machine to rule them all. With the Pi now free, I dared to ask: "Could it serve as a desktop?"
Spoiler: No. Not even close.
After soldering proper connectors (because micro USB is now the tech version of a fossil), I powered it up. Not to code. Just to open a browser.
It failed. Spectacularly.
Apparently, launching a modern browser now requires a minimum of 1GB RAM and the will of a dying star. Dear frontend framework fans: maybe stop shipping entire JS ecosystems just to render a button. You're not curing cancer. Less is more.
Irony? The Pi still serves as a server, solid, silent, reliable. But opening a single webpage? That’s where it draws the line. My other Pi models are bulkier veterans. They used to work as desktop machines. Now? They drown in memory and I/O demands like kittens in a tsunami of bloated software.
Speaking of I/O, let’s talk coding:
Tools like Gradle will kill your SD card faster than you will to debug XML.
IDE's and all the modern crap survives long enough to say goodbye as they are bloatware, not software. If I had time, I would rewrite all the tools.
I tried expensive SD cards. They all broke. Modern tools have no mercy.
And the shiny new Raspberry Pi 500? Still runs off an SD card.
Beautiful concept. Terrible choice for our terrible software performance.
Yet, I admire it. The idea that a computer fits in a keyboard, Keyboard computers are cyberpunk incarnate.
Imagine cramming a MacBook Air's logic board into a mechanical shell.
No fan. No nonsense. Just cool, portable silicon nirvana and a clean desk everywhere.
If only our software wasn't a bloated mass of lazy abstractions, we could actually use these machines. But AI's coming for us and it was trained on this mess.
So here I am, dreaming of turning my old MacBook Air into a keyboard-only cyberdeck. Who needs a screen when you’ve got a home office? Who needs a webcam when your phone stalks you from five angles?
Apple take notes: Give us something like a Pi.