Complexity vs. Simplicity!
"An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity, a physicist tries to make it simple; for an idiot, anything the more complicated it is the more he will admire it. If you make something so clusterfucked he can't understand it, he's gonna think you're a god because you made it so complicated nobody can understand it. That's how they write journals in academics; they try to make it so complicated people think you're a genius."
— Terry A. Davis