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Andrew Lewis WorkshopGet 25% off signs and coasters at <a href="http://lewis-workshop.com" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">http://lewis-workshop.com</a> - go ooooon, you know you want to.<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/chickens" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#chickens</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/geek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#geek</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/maker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#maker</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coding</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/codinglife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#codinglife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#codinghumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/serial" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#serial</a> #

YunaCoding is easier than ever. That’s why no one actually codes anymore.Once, compiling took 30 minutes. Now, downloading dependencies does.I started with a text editor, every line deliberate, every recompile an ordeal. My code was built to last. No frameworks, few dependencies, a simple bash script to build & deploy.Now? I compile in milliseconds… only to wait hours for linters, CI/CD, IaC, PR rituals & YAML sacrifices. I am no longer an engineer. I am a high priest in a temple of abstraction.Performance? A joke. Code once ran fast because it had to. Today, it’s an obese stack of best-practice boilerplate. Innovation? No, just rebranded complexity.Legacy? We create it faster than ever. The lifespan of a framework is measured in months. But don’t worry, we’ll rebrand it & call it progress.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Programming</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/SoftwareDevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareDevelopment</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Code" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Code</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevLife</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Tech</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/LegacyCode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LegacyCode</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BestPractices" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BestPractices</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Innovation</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/SoftwareEngineering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareEngineering</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coding</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Programming</a>

Kevin Veen-Birkenbach"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" If this question rings a bell, you're probably thinking of this classic sketch: 👉 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn2FB1P_Mn8" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn2FB1P_Mn8</a>Well, thanks to a particularly fun fetchmail bug in Mailu, I decided to automate the answer! 🚀 Introducing: 🔧 <a href="https://github.com/kevinveenbirkenbach/cymais/tree/master/roles/restart-docker" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/kevinveenbirkenbach/cymais/tree/master/roles/restart-docker</a> Because sometimes, the best fix is just... off, then on again. 🐳✨ <a href="https://microblog.veen.world/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingHumor</a> <a href="https://microblog.veen.world/tags/Docker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Docker</a> <a href="https://microblog.veen.world/tags/RestartMagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RestartMagic</a> <a href="https://microblog.veen.world/tags/Fetchmail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Fetchmail</a> <a href="https://microblog.veen.world/tags/Mailu" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Mailu</a> <a href="https://microblog.veen.world/tags/DevLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevLife</a> <a href="https://microblog.veen.world/tags/ITCrowd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ITCrowd</a> <a href="https://microblog.veen.world/tags/AutomationFun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AutomationFun</a>

Dev LeaderHow did the JavaScript developer get lost at school? ... .. . He couldn't find his class.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammerJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingHumor</a>

Dev LeaderHow do trees access the internet? ... .. . They log in.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammingHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingHumor</a>

Doron BIf it looks like a bug, hops like a bug, and buzzes like a bug, then it's probably a… feature.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/SoftwareDevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareDevelopment</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/SoftwareEngineering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareEngineering</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Programming</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Coding</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ComputerScience" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ComputerScience</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/CodingLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingLife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammerHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ProgrammerLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammerLife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/QualityAssurance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#QualityAssurance</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/QA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#QA</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/SoftwareTesting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareTesting</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ProductManagement" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProductManagement</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ProjectManagement" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProjectManagement</a>

Cody ToombsEverybody makes fun of the 'well, actually' crowd, but you should know it's a vital part of many software engineering workflows.You see, when coders run into a problem they can't solve, the first step is never to ask others for help, but instead to rant about how stupid or broken something is, then wait for other coders to toss out a 'well, actually' before they ask to see the code and give solutions.It's just our process — a protocol, if you will.<a href="https://mstdn.io/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#codinghumor</a>

Geert BevinOMG, there's a 418 HTTP status code and it's called "I'm a teapot", so the server can't brew coffee!!!!<a href="https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/418" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/418</a><a href="https://uwyn.net/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://uwyn.net/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#codinghumor</a> <a href="https://uwyn.net/tags/geekhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#geekhumor</a> <a href="https://uwyn.net/tags/http" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#http</a>

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