Dave J<p>From the “present day is just too damn <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/weird" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weird</span></a> to briefly summarise” department: a <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/UK" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>UK</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/court" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>court</span></a> has heard that in 2021, encouraged by his <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/chatbot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>chatbot</span></a> girlfriend, a hooded, masked, and <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/crossbow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>crossbow</span></a>-wielding, <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/Sith" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Sith</span></a>-inspired, <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/Sikh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Sikh</span></a> would-be <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/assassin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>assassin</span></a> of the late <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/Queen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Queen</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/Elizabeth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Elizabeth</span></a> sought bloody revenge for the 1919 <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/JallianwalaBagh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>JallianwalaBagh</span></a> massacre: <a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgwgma/man-who-tried-to-kill-queen-with-crossbow-encouraged-by-ai-chatbot-prosecutors-say" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">vice.com/en/article/xgwgma/man</span><span class="invisible">-who-tried-to-kill-queen-with-crossbow-encouraged-by-ai-chatbot-prosecutors-say</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/Elizabeth2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Elizabeth2</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/StarWars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>StarWars</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/offbeat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>offbeat</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/odd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>odd</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/strange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>strange</span></a></p>