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@echo_pbreyer #WorksOnMyMachine Danke, für die Antwort trotzdem. Großer Fan! Danke vor allem für die Hilfe Assange zu befreien!
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Just to be on record:
I honestly didn’t expect that even non-YAML code (
Azure DevOps has proven me wrong. (lol)
The real pain point?
No local test run
No Run pipeline locally
Zero feedback until you PR, merge, and let it rip on main
So yeah, we’re basically testing on the main branch. In production. In 2025.
For everything else, there’s: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also, I firmly believe that not only Carthage must be destroyed, but also:
- CI/CD with no local feedback loop
- “Works on my machine” excuses
_ YAML files that silently break on pasted tabs
- And every doc that starts with “just”
And yes — I really thought nuke build would make things better...
But after 24 hours of commits, checks, and trial-and-error, I’ve been proven otherwise (and I really wanted to make it work and local debugging is awesome — but it’s useless when the docs are a soggy mess and don’t reflect reality.)
#DevOps #AzureDevOps #YAML #NukeBuild #CI #CICD #MainBranchDrivenDevelopment
#WorksOnMyMachine #AgileStruggles #ModernDev #CarthagoDelendaEst #DevHumor
#BuildFail #DebuggingHell #LocalIsNotProd #SoftwareEngineering #DotNet #DevLife
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@Crell if you like wasting memory and CPU resources, relying on extra external steps for your HTML, and giving your browser less ability to serve you, and making more work for yourself... Sure, then controversial use of additional tech without fall-backs loads fine on your box at least. #worksOnMyMachine
My last flight had an onboard entertainment system accessed through a local WiFi without internet. To get to it you had to scan a QR code that led to an URL on the local network. Albeit it was shortened using one of those URL shorteners. 
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For everyone who thought link shorteners were a good idea.
The lesson here is that if you don't own it, it will undergo enshittification. Even if it looks cool today.
Posting your blog articles on Substack? Telling people to use Bluesky or Threads? Enshittification is only a matter of time. I'm not sure why most people never learn the lesson.
So Piero ist soweit dass ichs in die Welt hinaus lassen möchte. Mit vielen Videos ausprobiert und funzt soweit sehr gut.
(Ihr kriegts sicher noch kaputt mit kaputten Videofiles. etc. :) )
Kleines Demovideo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WifdGUhIsU
Für die zwei Leute hier, die Videos unter Linux bearbeiten: Viel Spaß :)
Zu finden auf Github:
https://github.com/Guacam-Ole/Piero
Oh, another CLI tool powered by Node.js. How… innovative. Let me just spin up a new isolated environment, wrangle dependencies, and pray my Node version aligns with your masterpiece. Truly, the pinnacle of software engineering. 
Am I the only person which is annoyed of these script kiddy solutions, where you need a whole dev environment to use a CLI tool?
We even generate Infrastructure in Node.js. What can go wrong. 
The quality of tools is embarrassing nowadays, and it does not get better with AI.
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@supergarv Mit *meinem* Werbelocker-Setup geht’s. 
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@1HommeAzerty m'enfin Azerty tu t'es cru sur stack overflow? #WorksOnMyMachine @MadameMollette
@nonphatic nice reversal of the good old #worksonmymachine