lmfao twitter export doesn't include alt text for any media. very cool
this is defined as "grep -rF r6pk6wij.cn returns just the two tweets, not the alt text for https://twitter.com/nabijaczleweli/status/1466515209657499655" ftr, not "its not in the webui". what the hell!!!!
and of course there's no way to actually form them into threads, since there's only "replying to this ID" and no, like, "root post ID", so every reply to non-you may as well be into the air. incredible. outstanding. god damn
omg my first tweet is dated "Wed Apr 10 18:26:15 +0000 2013".... i cant believe im celebrating decade of posting
holy shit. 8803 posts. 3`524 days between export start and export end. 2.5 posts PER DAY
75% (flat!) of the posts happened since 2019 (indeed, the first one in this set is 2019-01-01T00:32). that's 4.6 posts PER DAY since 2019 (and still an inflated average of 1 prior). i don't even think i post /that/ much
(i picked 2019 since that's when i stopped getting social interaxion afk; 1 post a day is a Sane User's number i think; even that figure is deflated since by the time of measurement end I had not been using twitter for a few weeks)
cant believe im actually posting through it (life)
hell. on cohost i have 834 posts between 2022-11-14T18:43:45.752Z and 2023-07-04T23:31:15.036Z, which is 232 days. that's 3.6 a day and they're longer (vs broken up on twitter due to limit), don't include replies ("comments"), and posting on cohost sucks so i actively posted less
bro. theres something wrong with my brain
yes, i realise im posting through it as we speak
learning so much about myself to-day. big fan of consistently posting more on friday, but only when not Going To school/work, in which case it's thursday?
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first-time gnuplot user
okay what the hell. why does it look like that. why do i post 10% less on tuesday/wednesday/saturday/sunday than on thursday and friday
it also looks like i hit the post ceiling at 5.6 posts per day in 2021 (after the, frankly, scary slope) and was projected to post the same in 2022. nature is healing (im nature)
In what is possibly the greatest voluntary kompromat release, I am publishing https://lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0017-twitter-export with the entire megabyte-of-text in 8803 tweets with 4G of media, spanning 2013-2022.
This, naturally, includes tweets from when I was 12.5, and ends at 22. Keep this in mind, because there's some truly weapons-grade cringe in there.
Selected cranger is my e-girl era: https://lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0017-twitter-export/#1162407368992407552.
The exporter – which I think is state-of-the-art, with best-effort threading & in-line media and QTs – is included in /raw, and should work for every raw #twitter archive pre-treated with https://github.com/timhutton/twitter-archive-parser and one step outlined in the Makefile, with little to no modification.
Statistics from the Decade of Posting are at https://lfs.nabijaczleweli.xyz/0017-twitter-export/stats.html. The Half of Posting will be in 2026. Stay tuned :v
another conclusion i got to from scrolling just a little up from the cranger is that i think i need to dye my hair pink again and post more ass, i was hot in 2019 (this quickly subsided)