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Douglas Hunsinger<p><a href="https://dragonscave.space/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Joke</span></a> I saw this on Facebook. This is old, but I still find it funny.<br>"All the organs were deciding who should be the boss....</p><p>"I should be in charge," said the brain , "I run all the body's systems, without me nothing would happen."</p><p>"I should be in charge," said the heart , "I circulate oxygen and nutrients all over."</p><p>"No! I should be in charge," said the stomach, "I process the food that gives us energy."</p><p>"I should be in charge," said the legs, "without me the body couldn't go anywhere."</p><p>"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the anus, "I am responsible for waste removal."</p><p>All of the other body parts laughed at the anus and insulted him. So he shut down. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the heart pumped toxic blood. They all decided that the anus should be the boss.</p><p>What is the moral of the story? </p><p>Even though everybody else does all of the work the ass hole is usually in charge</p>
MDMRN<p>Cut my steak into pieces<br>I only have a spork</p><p><a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Joke</span></a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Silly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Silly</span></a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Random" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Random</span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>- Why did the alien go broke?<br>- Because he lost all his spacecoins in a galactic pyramid scheme.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/crypto" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>crypto</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Alvaro Montoro<p>I'm currently reading John Green's book and I'm really enjoying it... so I took a stab at recreating the cover with a CSS twist.</p><p><a href="https://front-end.social/tags/css" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>css</span></a> <a href="https://front-end.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://front-end.social/tags/literature" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>literature</span></a> <a href="https://front-end.social/tags/bookLovers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bookLovers</span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>I paid too many bills to be paying attention to things that don’t pay my bills.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/rofl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>rofl</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/oneliner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oneliner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>A fine is a tax for doing wrong.<br>A tax is a fine for doing well.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/rofl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>rofl</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/oneliner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oneliner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Deborah Edwards-Oñoro<p>How much did the store owner sell their dead batteries for?</p><p>Nothing, they were free of charge.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a></p>
RememberUsAlways<p><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/China" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>China</span></a> labels <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/tariff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tariff</span></a> policy a <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a>, calling on the administration to correct it's mistakes. <br><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/CNBC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CNBC</span></a><br><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/redwave" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>redwave</span></a> <br><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/premarket" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>premarket</span></a> <br><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/recession" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>recession</span></a> <br><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/investing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>investing</span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>What's the difference between empathy and apathy? <br>I don't know and I don't care...<br> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/rofl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>rofl</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/oneliner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oneliner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>When I said I was a monster in the bed, I was talking about eating cookies while watching TV )<br> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/rofl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>rofl</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/oneliner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oneliner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Deborah Edwards-Oñoro<p>Why can’t the sailor play cards? </p><p>Because they’re standing on the deck.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>My friend said, "My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?"<br>Me: Cats. Cats love fish. <br><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/rofl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>rofl</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/oneliner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oneliner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
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weirdjokes<p>When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.<br><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/rofl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>rofl</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/oneliner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oneliner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.<br><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/rofl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>rofl</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/oneliner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oneliner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
MadeInDex 📰🌎<p>It's a real low point when your screen is so ancient that even in complete darkness, you have to light up the room just to see what's on it!</p><p>...Or maybe it's just my eyes 😆</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tech</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/aging" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>aging</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fullbrightness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fullbrightness</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/technology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>technology</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/retro" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>retro</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/obsolescence" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>obsolescence</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/screen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>screen</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/monitor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>monitor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/led" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>led</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/brightness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>brightness</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/light" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>light</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/night" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>night</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/darkness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>darkness</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hardware" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hardware</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/notebook" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>notebook</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pc" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pc</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/laptop" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>laptop</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/power" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>power</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>techhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/oldbutgold" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oldbutgold</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/life" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>life</span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, give him a pen, he'll probably draw a penis.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/rofl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>rofl</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/oneliner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oneliner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Erik C. Thauvin<p>This Joke Linux Tool Will Make You Seem More Productive</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>linux</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.howtogeek.com/rust-stakeholder-shows-how-productive-you-are/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">howtogeek.com/rust-stakeholder</span><span class="invisible">-shows-how-productive-you-are/</span></a></p>
Z-Ray Entertainment<p>I made a java application. Every time I say a bad word during programming I press a button and a counter increases by one. I called it swear.jar <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programming</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>TARIFFS BAD, BOOBS GOOD. - Elon Musk </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/tariffs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tariffs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/elonmusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>elonmusk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/rofl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>rofl</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/oneliner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oneliner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
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