#coldplay
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Seeing contrarian articles along the lines of "how dare we judge the Coldplay Kisscam Couple" and thinking they're written by people who cheat on their partners.
Yeah, let's not judge anybody, that way we can get away with whatever too...let's all live like Trump! /s
Coldplay concert affair #coldplay #shorts #chrismartin
https://youtube.com/shorts/cY46W5uTRDI
Oasis Tells Concert Audience ‘Don’t Worry’ About Coldplay ‘Camera S—’ Here: ‘Doesn’t Matter to Us Who You’re F—ing’
#Variety #News #Coldplay #Oasis
https://variety.com/2025/music/news/oasis-mocks-coldplay-cheaters-concert-1236465975/
Variety · Oasis Mocks Coldplay Cheaters at Concert
Coldplay Frontman Chris Martin Jokes About Viral Kiss Cam Moment During Concert: ‘We’d Like to Say Hello to Some of You in the Crowd’
#Variety #News #Astronomer #Coldplay
https://variety.com/2025/music/news/coldplay-chris-martin-kiss-cam-astronomer-ceo-1236465574/
Variety · Coldplay Frontman Chris Martin Jokes About Viral Kiss Cam Moment
i didn’t know anything about the #Coldplay couple and i hate that i know everything about them now.
100% what made the situation spiral out of control was chris martin babbling "they must be having an affair" right then and there. found out via an EU blog that the CEO was sacked. such a cliché he was having an affair with the head of HR.
been told by people in the field that HR has become the stronghold of karens who wanna make it in the tech world. i guess the meme is a glimpse of that.
From Coldplay kiss cam to CEO resignation to 4-hour "vibe coded" game to NFT - the internet's ability to monetize viral moments has reached peak absurdity 
Jonathan Mann turned corporate scandal into playable art faster than you can say "HR violation." Modern life is basically a speedrun of consequences.
games.slashdot.orgThat Coldplay 'Kiss Cam' Couple Just Became a Vibe-Coded Videogame - and Then an NFT - Slashdot"I vibe coded a little game called Coldplay Canoodlers," reads the X.com post by gaming enthusiast/songwriter Jonathan Mann. "You're the camera operator and you have to find the CEO and HR lady canoodling. 10 points every time you find them."
Mann's post includes a 30-second clip from the game...
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Waiting for the Coldplay concert review from the 2 software executives who were caught on the Jumbotron.
#Coldplay #Jumbotron #FoolingAround
Assumption:
The issue with #Coldplay and #AndyByron and #KristinCabot is not that they were caught doing something unethical.
The issue is that #monogamy doesn't work and society isn't ready for concepts like #polyamory or open relationships.
"Rich White Man suffers consequences"
It can still happen in America, but only if the whole fucking world knows your shame!
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/19/coldplay-couple-ceo-andy-byron-resigns
The Guardian · Tech CEO caught with company’s HR head on Coldplay kiss cam resigns
Was ist das eigentlich für eine Welt, in der seit zwei Tagen die Top-Nachrichtenplätze daraus bestehen, zwei Menschen, deren Privatleben uns NULL angeht und über die moralisch zu urteilen uns NULL zusteht, vor der ganzen Welt vorzuführen.
just legalize work wives (and husbands), no biggie
Say what you want about #Coldplay - creating four singles in one concert has to be a record.
„Mit dir würde ich sogar #Coldplay hören“ ist dann ja jetzt als Flirt auch raus, ne.
The #Astronomer CEO's #Coldplay Concert Fiasco Is Emblematic of Our #SocialMedia #Surveillance Dystopia
404 Media · The Astronomer CEO's Coldplay Concert Fiasco Is Emblematic of Our Social Media Surveillance DystopiaFacial recognition and crowdsourced social media investigations are constantly being used not just on cringe CEOs, but on random people who are simply existing in public.
