Hey you, your normal #kettle sucks, buy an #AI designed one instead, you losers!
All you morons that bought 180° bases for your old kettle - you were scammed!! No wonder it was tipping over and you were scalding yourself - No More!
This one has a 360° base!
I've always had problems with my kettle - it just sits there, boiling water, and nothing else! boring!
Get the future now! Only a bargain 3x the price of your current one!
Searching on the web becomes more and more useless with all the slop sites… yeah! the Berlin hbf bicycle station is the best and most famous in Germany lol ! (does not exist)
https://www.stationlist.de/blog/die-besten-fahrradstationen-an-bahnhofen-in-deutschland/118 #aislop #slopweb
Just updated my avatar….because here we are.
A while back, @Nichelle asked about whether they should put a "written without AI" badge on the cover of their book.
https://wandering.shop/@Nichelle/114772444887257782
And a lot of people were saying yes, they'd really like such a thing. They'd like to know that a book was written (and the cover drawn) by a human being, with no "AI"/LLM involvement. And it would make them more likely to buy and read the book.
#AI #NoAI #AICrap #AISlop #art #writing
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Remember the Flipboard chum-farm bozos who posted the Scandinavian travel listicle with the terrible #AISlop map illustration (https://mastodon.social/@acb/114694226684677264)? They’re back, this time turning their attention to Switzerland, and, jesus mother of fuck…
If you "hallucinated" you'd be fired.
Increasingly wonder if the true AI grift is more about laundering corporate responsibility, over "just" stealing all human content.
Fringe benefit at the very least, they seem to be getting away with it so far.
The human internet is slowly dying
@CopernicusECMWF I think nowadays it is important to differ between popular #AI = #AIslop and scientifically used systems. Isn't it more #MachineLearning?
I regularly add new releases and artists to @musicbrainz, and I often come across AI generated music on Spotify, which is easy to identify by the absence of a biography and social media accounts. However, this is the first time I've heard of an AI generated band having an Instagram account! https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/114774042479099980 #AISlop #Spotify
@InfobloxThreatIntel Mine is from last Wednesday and comically bad #aislop Seattle DMV? Date spacing is broken too. No to mention that legal code that doesn't exist. Same format but this is a .life
domain. I think Spokesman had a blurb about it too.
> Melania Trump's Audiobook Is Narrated by an AI Copy of Herself https://futurism.com/melania-trump-audiobook-ai
This is a very rare case where the #AI is just as good if not better than the original. Anyhow another book for the remainders table.
Nothing makes me want to buy a mouse like getting an email from a genocidal time-travel robot who famously hates machines. Bold move, Logitech. What’s next — Clippy rebranded as HAL?
I’m now getting personalised marketing emails from Logitech, which is nothing new, but they’re from an ‘AI assistant’ called, and I shit you not, Sarah Connor.
Nope. Nope times a million.
AI slop targeting atheists now. Apparently Jesus had four arms.
AI slop is everywhere, no surprise, and the spray-tanned, delusional wannabe dictator loves it, soaking it up and using this digital garbage to twist reality and feed his massive ego.
Fucking hell. To get their products and services into AI chatbot responses, companies are auto-generating slop and posting to the known SOURCES of chatbot data — Reddit, etc. — to try and game the system.
Need to come up with a better term for how people are trying to "game" this new age of LLM/chat/voice-based interfaces, where the traditional web is acting less as a direct interface and more as a secondary data store.
https://9to5mac.com/2025/06/26/reddit-is-being-spammed-by-ai-bots-and-its-all-reddits-fault/
"We are happy to tell you that we accept your proposal: The Well Is Poisoned — Now What Shall We Drink?"
Looking forward to talking about genAI pollution of the infosphere and what we can do about it at #WHY2025
Read my proposal here: https://martinh.net/hacks/poisoned-well/