JUST LIKE WE BEAT SLEEPY JOE AND PHONY KAMALA, WE’RE GONNA CRUSH THE COMPETITION! The first round starts in TWO HOURS—TWO HOURS!—and let me tell you, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE.
We’ve got STRONG, TOUGH CONTENDERS—winners, not losers like Nyx (total disaster, folks) or Maija (a complete mess, very sad!). And then we’ve got CHAMPIONS like Kirby and CMD—WINNERS, JUST LIKE ME!
THE RULES? SIMPLE, FOLKS:
No Pedi losers—BANNED!
No cheating—BANNED!
No doxxing—BANNED!
JUST WINNING, LIKE WE DO EVERY DAY IN AMERICA!
SCHEDULE? PERFECT, LIKE MY PRESIDENCY:
June 1st: Maija vs. CMD (CMD in a LANDSLIDE!) & Nyx vs. Kirby (Kirby—STRONG, STABLE, GENIUS!)
June 2nd: Based Lunatic vs. Salt (Based Lunatic—BASED!) & Tony vs. Lunatic Lucidity (Tony—TOUGH!)
June 3rd: CSB vs. Cosmic (CSB—CHAMPION!) & Hachi vs. PNS (Hachi—WINNER!)
AND SO MUCH MORE!
FOLKS, THIS IS GONNA BE BIGGER THAN THE 2024 ELECTION—BECAUSE WE’RE GONNA WIN EVEN BIGGER! #MAGA #FaggotTourney2025
REMEMBER: VOTE LIKE YOUR COUNTRY DEPENDS ON IT—BECAUSE IT DOES! I VOTE FOR WINNERS, NOT LOSERS!