Angry Metal Guy<p><a href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/goblinsmoker-the-kings-eternal-throne-review/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Goblinsmoker – The King’s Eternal Throne Review</a></p><p><i>By Angry Metal Guy</i></p><p><strong>By: <span>Nameless_n00b_602</span></strong></p><p>Concept albums inherently have higher aspirations than the average release and therefore necessitate an elevated standard of critique. Not only must the music delight, but everything on the album—lyrics, instruments, tone, track placement, pace—must support a well-developed central narrative. Enter <strong>Goblinsmoker</strong>. This Durham, UK, duo tells the legend of the exiled Toad King, who inhales the fumes of his willingly self-immolating subjects for…reasons. The first two installments of this trilogy, <em>Toad King</em> and <a href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/goblinsmoker-a-throne-in-haze-a-world-ablaze-review/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><em>A Throne in Haze, a World Ablaze</em></a>, recount the establishment of the goblin army and subsequent annihilation of the ruling toad kingdom. <strong>Goblinsmoker</strong> now concludes the story with <em>The King’s Eternal Throne</em>. Breathe in and join the king’s court.</p><p><em>The King’s Eternal Throne</em> is an album of two halves. From “Shamanic Rites” through the midpoint of “Burn Him,” <strong>Goblinsmoker</strong> hauls you face-first through <strong>Conan</strong>’s prehistoric tar pits. Vocals are sparse, and riffs drag their knuckles and rattle teeth. Vitriolic like <strong>Thou</strong> or <strong>Come to Grief</strong>, multi-instrumentalist and vocalist Adam Kennedy rasps that not all is well in the kingdom (“Shamanic Rites”). The Shaman, having manipulated the Toad King to achieve his goal of <em>toadal </em>destruction, now seeks to eliminate the pawn. Drummer Michael Guthrie embodies the Shaman’s contempt for the Toad King with lurching, powerful kit work, and Kennedy, deftly wielding strings and vocals, manifests both the cold, insurrectionist plotting of “Shamanic Rites” and the searing violence of “Burn Him.” On the latter, Guthrie viciously punctuates his bandmate’s vocal attacks with snares and cymbals, fanning the flames of goblin fervor. Meanwhile, Kennedy’s guitar and bass march inexorably toward the pyre, dragging the King like a caveman drags dead game.</p><p></p><p>Then the Toad King burns, and everything changes. Backs straighten, eyes look skyward, and at the 6:00 mark of “Burn Him,” <strong>Goblinsmoker</strong> evolves from <strong>Bongripper</strong> to <strong>Truckfighters.</strong> As flames consume the Toad King, an upbeat lead and energetic fill give way to <em>the greatest bass hook I have ever heard</em>.<a href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/goblinsmoker-the-kings-eternal-throne-review/#fn-219947-1" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">1</a> The Shaman calls, his goblins respond, and they dance rapturously in this hazy <strong>Valley of the Sun</strong>. Where the Toad King once ruled only as a panacea for misanthropy, the Shaman reigns exultant, evinced by prime musical synergy. A suitably psychedelic bass solo chronicles the Shaman’s first taste of power as he takes “The King’s Eternal Throne” and inhales the sacred smoke. Kennedy’s funky axe work dispels the darkness of the Toad King’s rule, cruising through the Goblin Forest to spread the good news. Guthrie drives these tidings, bumping and grooving with the boom-bap sensibility of golden age hip hop. This combination creates a sound at once nostalgic, swaggering, and as infinite as the new goblin kingdom.</p><p>My qualms feel like nitpicks in the face of a tale so well told. Clocking in at 30 minutes, <em>The King’s Eternal Throne</em> is short, especially for a doom record. Even with three tracks exceeding eight minutes, it’s easily digestible and doesn’t overstay its welcome, but it could still benefit from some trimming. Fade-ins and fadeouts can linger, which is expected for the genre and isn’t too bothersome on a casual listen, but repeated spins find me impatient for the next chapter to begin. Closer “Toad King (Forest Synth Offering)” is a rework of the eponymous track from <strong>Goblinsmoker</strong>’s debut, and while it’s good <span>dungeon</span> forest synth, it has no narrative value. It’s a decent enough palate cleanser after inhaling the fumes of so many burning bodies, but it ultimately weakens the impact of the should-be closer “The King’s Eternal Throne.”<a href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/goblinsmoker-the-kings-eternal-throne-review/#fn-219947-2" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">2</a></p><p></p><p>Writing a successful concept album—and the conclusion of a concept trilogy—is no easy feat, but Kennedy and Guthrie are up to the task. From the brooding riffage of “Shamanic Rites” to the triumphant groove of the title track, <strong>Goblinsmoker</strong> handles storytelling, tonal shifts, and musical evolutions with aplomb. The only things keeping this album from a coveted 4.0<a href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/goblinsmoker-the-kings-eternal-throne-review/#fn-219947-3" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">3</a> are minor but tough to ignore. Luckily, those quibbles can be resolved with little more than a hacksaw and some glue. I’m not sure where their path leads from here, but with <em>The King’s Eternal Throne</em>, <strong>Goblinsmoker</strong> puts to rest the legend of the Toad King and any doubts they could tell it.</p> <p><strong>Rating:</strong> 3.5/5.0<br><strong>DR:</strong> 6 | <strong>Format Reviewed:</strong> 320 kb/s mp3<br><strong>Label:</strong> <a href="https://apfrecords.co.uk/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">APF Records</a><br><strong>Websites:</strong> <a href="https://goblinsmoker.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Bandcamp</a> | <a href="https://www.instagram.com/goblinsmoker.doom/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Instagram</a> | <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Goblinsmoker/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Facebook</a><br><strong>Releases Worldwide:</strong> July 25th, 2025</p><p><a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/2025/" target="_blank">#2025</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/35/" target="_blank">#35</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/a-throne-in-haze-a-world-ablaze/" target="_blank">#AThroneInHazeAWorldAblaze</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/bongripper/" target="_blank">#Bongripper</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/come-to-grief/" target="_blank">#ComeToGrief</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/conan/" target="_blank">#Conan</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/doom-metal/" target="_blank">#DoomMetal</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/goblinsmoker/" target="_blank">#Goblinsmoker</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/jul25/" target="_blank">#Jul25</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/review/" target="_blank">#Review</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/reviews/" target="_blank">#Reviews</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/stoner/" target="_blank">#Stoner</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/stoner-doom/" target="_blank">#StonerDoom</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/the-kings-eternal-throne/" target="_blank">#TheKingSEternalThrone</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/thou/" target="_blank">#Thou</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/truckfighters/" target="_blank">#Truckfighters</a></p>
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Eva Winterschön<p>Today is a cozy blanket and Conan trilogy type of day. Woke up at 2:30, couldn't sleep till 5:45, haven't felt great all day. Most days last week were 4-6hrs/night. The often pattern, still no long term solution.</p><p>Possibly will watch Young Frankenstein afterwards, or some Studio Ghibli. It's not a Princess Bride kind of feeling sick, not a cold. Feels like neurotransmitter imbalance in the anterior frontal lobe, right at BA10 zone (throbbing, but not yet a migraine).</p><p>> The frontal lobe contains most of the dopaminergic neurons in the cerebral cortex. The dopaminergic pathways are associated with reward, attention, short-term memory tasks, planning, and motivation. </p><p>I blame an interaction between Bromocriptine (dopamine agonist, tells the brain to create more dopamine) and Prazosin - a non-selective inverse agonist of the α1-adrenergic receptors (which I take for PTSD). Timing for those two are very important, as they are not synergistic. </p><p>Sleeping off and on has been very welcome. 💖</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/tags/movies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>movies</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/tags/conan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>conan</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/tags/ptsd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ptsd</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/tags/saturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>saturday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/tags/morning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>morning</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/tags/insomnia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>insomnia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/tags/neurology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>neurology</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/tags/dopamine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dopamine</span></a></p>
Kingu's Music Tournaments<p>🖤 ROUND II - Phase 1 - match 20/27 </p><p>Which one is the best doom metal album? </p><p>🤘 Conan, Monnos, (2012)<br>or<br>🤘 Paradise Lost, Draconian Times, (1995)<br> <br>➡️See pinned post on profile for the tournament rules</p><p>:mastodon: Please 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗦𝗧 </p><p>🎧 YOU ARE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO GIVES EACH ALBUM A FRESH LISTEN BEFORE VOTING </p><p><a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/KingusMusicTournaments" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>KingusMusicTournaments</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/MusicTournament" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MusicTournament</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Doom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Doom</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/DoomMetal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DoomMetal</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/KMTPoll" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>KMTPoll</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Music</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Conan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Conan</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/ParadiseLost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ParadiseLost</span></a></p>
Angry Metal Guy<p><a href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/acidsloth-acidsloth-review/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Acidsloth – Acidsloth Review</a></p><p><i>By Thus Spoke</i></p><p>Can you guess what genre<strong> Acidsloth</strong> plays? Yes, that’s right, it’s thrash! Ok, no, obviously not, it’s stoner doom—what else with a name that’s a portmanteau of a drug and a notoriously slow-moving animal? Kicking<a href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/acidsloth-acidsloth-review/#fn-218672-1" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">1</a> around since 2021, Kraków’s <strong>Acidsloth </strong>already have two LPs to their name, but it’s their third that they bestow the honor of being self-titled. The reason is that this time, they’re a “full band” (to use their own terminology), totaling eight(!) musicians, five of whom perform vocals. In this sense, <em>Acidsloth</em> is kind of their debut. With a charmingly against-type depiction of their token animal, and the promise of “<strong>Eyehategod</strong>-level aggression mixed with <strong>Conan</strong>’s heaviness and<strong> Electric Wizard’</strong>s psychedelic weight,” <strong>Acidsloth </strong>are out to show they mean business.</p><p><strong>Acidsloth</strong>’s more-is-more approach to vocalists sees them hand the mic to a new player on (almost) every track.<a href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/acidsloth-acidsloth-review/#fn-218672-2" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">2</a> This is a cool and unique way to inject a bit of flavor into what is an infamously monotonous subgenre, as we swap between the shriekier (Julia Markiewicz, Radosław Bury), hoarser (Jan Gajewski, Mateusz Zborowski) and the growlier (Patryk Kozera) interpretations of the sludge scream. Beyond this, their compositions follow a common trajectory, often beginning with atmospheric, slightly ominous plucking and spending most of their time brooding in distorted sludgy chugs to a sedated beat. It’s certainly solid (in literal density as well as aesthetic quality), and sometimes it’s even slick thanks to some beautifully-timed transitions and an elusive solo. But as a whole, it fails to have the weight it needs to support its posture.</p><p></p><p>The thing about having different vocalists on different songs is that it’s quite important to be able to hear them well enough to appreciate their individual skills. Unfortunately, <em>Acidsloth</em>’s vocal track is so low in the mix compared to the instrumentation that the shouts and screams are often lost in the fuzz and bang of guitar and bass drum (particularly on “Float” and “Sin”). Given this, you’d hope the riffs would make up for it, but here too, <strong>Acidsloth</strong> fumble the ball. Outside of two pretty sweet solos (“Hole,” “Puke”) the guitars only hint at interesting melodies with some hanging plucks (“Hole,” “Free,” “Puke,” “Satan”), and interspersed passages of up-or-down-tempo strumming (“Float,” “Satan”). There are little moments of brilliance where it seems <strong>Acidsloth</strong> finally finish coming up and deliver—brutal, sledgehammer sludge screams (“Float,” “Free”); that solo (“Hole”); groovily-tapping post metal tension (“Free,” “Satan”); moody liquid plucks (“Sin”). But it’s at these times when <strong>Acidsloth</strong>’s odd compositional habits truly hamstring what strength they gained. Frequently, songs switch gears midway, and then again, and yet manage to reprise the least-interesting elements of monotony; the cool parts not given time to command the space they deserve (“Hole,” “Free,” “Sin,” “Puke”). The worst case is “Free,” which could have <strong>Amenra</strong>-esque levels of bite and solemnity, if the mid-tier galloping sludge didn’t smother the harrowing howls, and the anticipatory build that interrupts it set the tone instead.</p><p></p><p>Doom of any kind, and sludge for that matter, is at heart designed to be uncomplicated, but its presence—whether through emotional depth or sheer magnitude—is what makes it powerful. Alternatively, maybe it can just make you feel good with some psychedelically lush soundscapes. <em>Acidsloth </em>has no presence beyond its literal noisiness, and there’s but a glimmer of color in the melodies. The near-inaudibility of the vocalists is made worse by the frequent use of reverb, and what is either multi-tracking or group shouts (their muddiness makes it hard to tell). The music isn’t “boring,” as such, it’s just draining to listen to, as all the best riffs, screams, and good use of rhythm and atmosphere are quite quickly ironed over with a return to the plod and a sheen of humming feedback. One thus ends up walking away with the unfair impression that there’s simply nothing going on in the entire record. Even in active listens, I struggled to cling to the positive vibes.</p><p>As a stoner doom album, maybe <em>Acidsloth</em> is standard fare, but I would like to think not. As a sludge album, it fares better, thanks to an emphasis on chunky—albeit mostly dull—riffing and the fact that at least some of the vocalists seem to have promise. <strong>Acidsloth</strong> are finding their feet as an ensemble, and if they can pool their assets, I think they could make something pretty juicy. Hopefully, they make the move faster than the animal they’re named for.</p> <p><strong>Rating: </strong>Disappointing<br><strong>DR:</strong> 6 | <strong>Format Reviewed:</strong> 320 kbps mp3<br><strong>Label: </strong><a href="https://www.willowtip.com/home.aspx" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Willowtip</a><br><strong>Websites: </strong><a href="https://patristic.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Bandcamp</a> | <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Patristicblackmetal/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Facebook</a><br><strong>Releases Worldwide:</strong> June 20th, 2025</p><p><a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/20/" target="_blank">#20</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/2025/" target="_blank">#2025</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/acidsloth/" target="_blank">#Acidsloth</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/amenra/" target="_blank">#Amenra</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/conan/" target="_blank">#Conan</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/cult-of-luna/" target="_blank">#CultOfLuna</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/doom-metal/" target="_blank">#DoomMetal</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/electric-wizard/" target="_blank">#ElectricWizard</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/eyehategod/" target="_blank">#Eyehategod</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/jun25/" target="_blank">#Jun25</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/polish-metal/" target="_blank">#PolishMetal</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/post-metal/" target="_blank">#PostMetal</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/review/" target="_blank">#Review</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/reviews/" target="_blank">#Reviews</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/self-releases/" target="_blank">#SelfReleases</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/sludge/" target="_blank">#Sludge</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/stoner-doom/" target="_blank">#StonerDoom</a></p>
Conan the Sysadmin<p>Hoist a tankard in memory of <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Conan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Conan</span></a> I of Rennes, Duke of Brittany, who gave the lands of Villamée, Lillele and Passille to Mont Saint-Michel upon this day in 990 <a href="https://cromwell-intl.com/travel/france/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/mont-saint-michel.html?s=mc" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">cromwell-intl.com/travel/franc</span><span class="invisible">e/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/mont-saint-michel.html?s=mc</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/travel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>travel</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a></p>
Conan the Sysadmin<p>Hoist a tankard in memory of <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Conan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Conan</span></a> I of Rennes, Duke of Brittany, who gave the lands of Villamée, Lillele and Passille to Mont Saint-Michel upon this day in 990 <a href="https://cromwell-intl.com/travel/france/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/pontorson.html?s=mc" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">cromwell-intl.com/travel/franc</span><span class="invisible">e/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/pontorson.html?s=mc</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/travel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>travel</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a></p>
Conan the Sysadmin<p>Hoist a tankard in memory of <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Conan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Conan</span></a> I of Rennes, Duke of Brittany, who gave the lands of Villamée, Lillele and Passille to Mont Saint-Michel upon this day in 990 <a href="https://cromwell-intl.com/travel/france/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/?s=mc" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">cromwell-intl.com/travel/franc</span><span class="invisible">e/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/?s=mc</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/travel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>travel</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a></p>
Conan the Sysadmin<p>Hoist a tankard in memory of <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Conan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Conan</span></a> I of Rennes, Duke of Brittany, who gave the lands of Villamée, Lillele and Passille to Mont Saint-Michel on this day in 990 <a href="https://cromwell-intl.com/travel/france/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/mont-saint-michel.html?s=mc" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">cromwell-intl.com/travel/franc</span><span class="invisible">e/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/mont-saint-michel.html?s=mc</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/travel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>travel</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a></p>
Conan the Sysadmin<p>Hoist a tankard in memory of <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Conan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Conan</span></a> I of Rennes, Duke of Brittany, who gave the lands of Villamée, Lillele and Passille to Mont Saint-Michel on this day in 990 <a href="https://cromwell-intl.com/travel/france/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/pontorson.html?s=mc" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">cromwell-intl.com/travel/franc</span><span class="invisible">e/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/pontorson.html?s=mc</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/travel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>travel</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a></p>
Conan the Sysadmin<p>Hoist a tankard in memory of <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Conan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Conan</span></a> I of Rennes, Duke of Brittany, who gave the lands of Villamée, Lillele and Passille to Mont Saint-Michel on this day in 990 <a href="https://cromwell-intl.com/travel/france/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/?s=mc" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">cromwell-intl.com/travel/franc</span><span class="invisible">e/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/?s=mc</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/travel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>travel</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a></p>
Conan the Sysadmin<p>Hoist a tankard in memory of <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Conan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Conan</span></a> I of Rennes, Duke of Brittany, who died upon this day in 992 while fighting his brother-in-law at the Battle of Conquereuil <a href="https://cromwell-intl.com/travel/france/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/mont-saint-michel.html?s=mc" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">cromwell-intl.com/travel/franc</span><span class="invisible">e/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/mont-saint-michel.html?s=mc</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/travel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>travel</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a></p>
Conan the Sysadmin<p>Hoist a tankard in memory of <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Conan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Conan</span></a> I of Rennes, Duke of Brittany, who died upon this day in 992 while fighting his brother-in-law at the Battle of Conquereuil <a href="https://cromwell-intl.com/travel/france/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/pontorson.html?s=mc" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">cromwell-intl.com/travel/franc</span><span class="invisible">e/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/pontorson.html?s=mc</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/travel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>travel</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a></p>
Conan the Sysadmin<p>Hoist a tankard in memory of <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Conan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Conan</span></a> I of Rennes, Duke of Brittany, who died upon this day in 992 while fighting his brother-in-law at the Battle of Conquereuil <a href="https://cromwell-intl.com/travel/france/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/?s=mc" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">cromwell-intl.com/travel/franc</span><span class="invisible">e/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/?s=mc</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/travel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>travel</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a></p>
Conan the Sysadmin<p>Hoist a tankard in memory of <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Conan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Conan</span></a> I of Rennes, Duke of Brittany, who died on this day in 992 while fighting his brother-in-law at the Battle of Conquereuil <a href="https://cromwell-intl.com/travel/france/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/mont-saint-michel.html?s=mc" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">cromwell-intl.com/travel/franc</span><span class="invisible">e/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/mont-saint-michel.html?s=mc</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/travel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>travel</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a></p>
Conan the Sysadmin<p>Hoist a tankard in memory of <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Conan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Conan</span></a> I of Rennes, Duke of Brittany, who died on this day in 992 while fighting his brother-in-law at the Battle of Conquereuil <a href="https://cromwell-intl.com/travel/france/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/pontorson.html?s=mc" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">cromwell-intl.com/travel/franc</span><span class="invisible">e/mont-saint-michel-saint-malo/pontorson.html?s=mc</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/travel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>travel</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a></p>
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Kingu's Music Tournaments<p>🖤 ROUND I - Phase 1 - match 38/50 </p><p>Which one is the best doom metal album? </p><p>🤘 Skepticism, Stormcrowfleet, (1995)<br>or<br>🤘 Conan, Monnos, (2012)<br> <br>➡️See pinned post on profile for the tournament rules</p><p>:mastodon: Please 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗦𝗧 </p><p>🎧 YOU ARE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO GIVES EACH ALBUM A FRESH LISTEN BEFORE VOTING </p><p><a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/KingusMusicTournaments" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>KingusMusicTournaments</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/MusicTournament" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MusicTournament</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Doom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Doom</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/DoomMetal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DoomMetal</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/KMTPoll" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>KMTPoll</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Music</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Skepticism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Skepticism</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Conan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Conan</span></a></p>
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Angry Metal Guy<p><a href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/conan-violence-dimension-review/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Conan – Violence Dimension Review</a></p><p><i>By Alekhines Gun</i></p><p>Alongside money, sex, and the number 42, “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women” remains the peak answer to the meaning of life. Such melodic woe, such malodorous despair is the anthem to many a succulent succumbing of the Other, the Lesser Than, and the Detested. <strong>Conan</strong> traffic in an unusually encouraging slab of doom; namely, rather than horror descending <em>upon</em> the listener, you <em>are</em> that horror, and woe betide all who come to oppose you and your curiously hawk-shaped weapons. Here to be the accompaniment to your next assault on all those whose name you scorn and singing the songs of your own personal terrorization of those beneath your notice, sixth LP <em>Violence Dimension</em> has arrived. Does it name a frame of mind? A place you exile your conquests? The wing of the dungeon the n00bs are kept in? Grab your noblest of steeds and polish your battle axe, we have a pillaging to get to.</p><p>While most subgenres survive based on the might of the RHIFF, doom survives as much on its tone as its composition. <em>Violence Dimension</em> offers that tone in spades, with a plod like the flinging of pure tar splatter into your eardrums and a woofer rattle thicker than a wooly mammoths mating thrusts. From the kickoff rumblings of “Frozen Edges of the Wound” to the opening quake of terror lifting the curtain on “Foeman’s Flesh”, <strong>Conan</strong> offer up a sound which sidesteps fuzzed out stoner tropes into something much more akin to banging impossibly large rocks together. The grindy, sub-one-minute “Warpsword” blasts with a sandpaper buzz to reduce your saber teeth to stumps in seconds. The vocals of Jon Davis echo across the neighboring mountain, bringing tidings of destruction meshed with rarely seen motivational lyrical refrains (“Total Bicep”) while riding grooves stacked atop grooves across the whole package.</p><p></p><p>Subjugating the Tyrannosaurus tone is one spear-chucking assault after another. “Desolation Hexx” comes out swinging an Ankylosaurus tail straight for the feeble brain cavity, only to keep wailing on you with extreme prejudice as drummer Johnny King switches his flows to take the repetition from merely brutal to prehistoric savagery. “Total Hex” rides riffs with balls bigger than <strong>Messa’s</strong> <em>Belfry</em> and closes out on a better <strong>Electric Wizard</strong> riff-and-fuzz-solo than that outfit has penned in several albums. Even the mostly instrumental title track manages to channel the sinister atmospheres of modern <strong>Bongripper</strong> into <strong>Conan’s</strong> own sense of identity and flow, with bass solos, ever-shifting drum fills, and one relentless chug after another violating the listener.</p><p></p><p>So with so much weighty blood and Brontosaurus poo being flung about, what’s the catch? <em>Violence Dimension </em>suffers excessively from “The <strong>Windhand</strong> paradox”. Every single song here features top-shelf, grade A, Triceratops steak medium rare riffage ready to create new caves to dwell in with their own might; these riffs are promptly run right past the stone age and well into the modern age, into regrettable monotony. Other than the possible exception of the title track (which itself starts to run out of steam the last couple of minutes), many of the songs don’t deserve the length they’re given. The shorter songs are absolute volcano cratering ragers, and every long song has many a melody of menace to welcome your enemies’ wives into your harem. But those moments don’t deserve to be repeated as often as they do, and what would make for a delightful 4 minute song gets pushed into a nine-to-ten-minute song with gleeful abandon. Closer “Ocean of Boiling Skin” is the worst offender, ending on a glorious clubbing of a groove and then ooga-booga’ing for a solid five extra minutes, until all the initial impact is long forgotten.</p><p>This is maddening because when <em>Violence Dimension</em> is on, it is <em>on.</em> Make no mistake, this is still a quality album and doom aficionados will find much to love here, but I’m rooting for more. <strong>Conan</strong> write unique, relatively uplifting, energetic doom, and I want more of it. I also want them to write riffs worthy of the song lengths they dole out, or commit to an album of shorter songs just to see what happens. For the moment, make sure your axes are sharpened and find your favorite loincloth, for <em>Violence Dimension</em> is here to ensure you have a fitting soundtrack to send your enemies to the great beyond in style.</p> <p><strong>Rating:</strong> 3.0/5.0<br><strong>DR:</strong> 7 | <strong>Format Reviewed</strong>: 303 kbps mp3<br><strong>Label:</strong> <a href="https://www.heavypsychsounds.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Heavy Psych Sounds Records</a><br><strong>Websites:</strong> <a href="https://heavypsychsoundsrecords.bandcamp.com/album/conan-violence-dimension" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Album Bandcamp</a> | <a href="https://www.facebook.com/hailconan/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Official Facebook Page</a><br><strong>Releases Worldwide:</strong> April 25th, 2025</p><p></p><p><a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/2025/" target="_blank">#2025</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/30/" target="_blank">#30</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/apr25/" target="_blank">#Apr25</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/bongripper/" target="_blank">#Bongripper</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/conan/" target="_blank">#Conan</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/doom-metal/" target="_blank">#DoomMetal</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/electric-wizard/" target="_blank">#ElectricWizard</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/heavy-psych-sounds-records/" target="_blank">#HeavyPsychSoundsRecords</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/messa/" target="_blank">#Messa</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/review/" target="_blank">#Review</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/reviews/" target="_blank">#Reviews</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/uk-metal/" target="_blank">#UKMetal</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/violence-dimension/" target="_blank">#violenceDimension</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://www.angrymetalguy.com/tag/windhand/" target="_blank">#Windhand</a></p>
Łukasz 「 Lilim 」 Błaszkiewicz<p>No i znowu zaległości z <a href="https://blaszkiewicz.me/tags/teampude%C5%82ka" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TeamPudełka</span></a> 📦 🤷🏻♂️</p><p>Zaczynamy od blast from the past, czyli <a href="https://blaszkiewicz.me/tags/playstation2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PlayStation2</span></a>, <a href="https://blaszkiewicz.me/tags/playstation3" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PlayStation3</span></a> i <a href="https://blaszkiewicz.me/tags/xbox360" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Xbox360</span></a>. Tak, w 2025 roku razem z żoną kupujemy gry na stare konsole.</p><p>Pamiętacie mema z wielkim krabem z czasów <a href="https://blaszkiewicz.me/tags/playstation3" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PlayStation3</span></a>? Jego źródłem była prezentacja Genji: Days of the Blade. A tutaj mamy prequel na <a href="https://blaszkiewicz.me/tags/playstation2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PlayStation2</span></a>, czyli <a href="https://blaszkiewicz.me/tags/genji" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Genji</span></a>: Dawn of the Samurai 😁 Nie wiem czy zawiera walkę z krabem, ale za to filmiki ma kozackie.</p><p>Kolejny tytuł o którego istnieniu nie wiedziałem, aż tu małżonka wynalazła ten egzemplarz w stanie igła - <a href="https://blaszkiewicz.me/tags/conan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Conan</span></a> na <a href="https://blaszkiewicz.me/tags/xbox360" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>xbox360</span></a></p><p><a href="https://blaszkiewicz.me/tags/giereczkowo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>giereczkowo</span></a></p>
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