At the local university, a professor began his lecture by filling up half a glass of water.
He asked the class: “who here thinks this glass is half empty, and who here thinks it’s half full?”
The students' replies were about even.
Then the professor filled the glass up all the way. Then he poured in more water, spilling everywhere as it overflowed. He grabbed the emergency fire hose from the hall and blasted it at the glass, screaming “Why did she leave me!?! Why did she fucking leave me!?!”
its nice how you can root android and have some level of control over what your phone's doing but then you realise that about a tenth of the apps you want to use including your toothbrush app decided that rooted decides are a security concern and doesn't allow you to do whatever a toothbrush app does
#2223 "Screen Time"
These new Bluetooth socks are great, but it's troubling to learn that I average almost 14 hours of Shoe Time a day.
just another useless brat on the internet
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